Every Krabby Patty EVER! 🍔 | #SpongeBobSaturdays


I can’t make a double
Krabby Patty with the works. I can’t put a patty on a bun with lettuce,
cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles,
and top bun together in that order! One Crying Johnny coming up! First bun, then patty, followed by ketchup, mustard,
pickles, extra onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes,
and bun, in that order. One Crying Johnny, up! Whatever. I’ll take a Double Triple
Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra
shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it
cry, burn it, and let it swim. We serve food here, sir. Oh, nope. I was wrong. It looks OK. Sure is a fine looking pizza. Yeah. What’s that?
Is that the cheese? Yeah. And the pepperoni? Yeah. Oh, looks good, huh? It’s just a little old Krabby
Patty smothered in jellyfish jelly. I call it a Krabby Patty
with jellyfish jelly. Could I try some? Sure. Amazing. I’ve got to tell someone about this. ♪ Hey, all you people
Hey, all you people ♪ ♪ Hey, all you people
Won’t you listen to me? ♪ ♪ I just had a sandwich
No ordinary sandwich ♪ ♪ A sandwich filled with jellyfish jelly ♪ ♪ Hey, man, you got to try this sandwich
It’s no ordinary sandwich ♪ ♪ It’s the tastiest sandwich in the sea ♪ [beat boxing] ♪ Yeah ♪ Thank you. Here you go, sir. A king size ultra
Krabby Supreme with the works, double-batter fried on a stick. Thanks. Barnacle head. Pardon me? You forgot your mayonnaise. Thanks. Yes sir, we sell Pretty Patties. That thing’s green. [laughing] Green. [laughing] [both laughing] Green. [both laughing] Mr. Krabs was right.
What am I gonna do with all these? Hey is that one purple? Purple is my favorite color. This isn’t half bad. Hey world! Pretty Patties
is the best idea ever! Squirrels can do anything they want to. I bet you can’t eat a Krabby
Double Deluxe in one bite. [swallowing] Ah. Give me that. They don’t call me Cheeks for nothing. [laughing] [giggling] Why that’s the most diabolical
Krabby Patty ever spawned. I call it the Nasty Patty. [both giggling] One Pipsqueak Patty… and your bib and high chair. [laughing] You! Me? You think this is funny? In a cosmic sort of way, yes. Well, Mister Funny Man, is this how you get your sick kicks? What? It’s just an ordinary Krabby– Oh, my goodness! Squidward! – SpongeBob?
– Yes, Squidward? I need a triple Krabby Supreme on
a kelp bun with extra sea pickle, and burn it to a crisp, OK? Coming right up. Listen, Squidward,
I want to apologize for before. I was only trying to make you happy. [groaning] They don’t all have to
like the same thing. [kissing] Don’t go. While I strongly disagree
with your decision, I accept it. You know it’s not often I
get to make one like this. I wanna see the look on their face
when they take that first bite. Order up Squidward. Hooray. Uh, SpongeBob…
Could I get one with less… fog? Sorry, Squidward, Mr. Krabs’ orders. Whatever. Here you are sir, one Krabby Patty. [screaming] I don’t like crusts on my sandwich. It’s a bun. It’s all crust. How am I supposed to
cut the crust off a bun? Peel it. Happy? [excited squealing] Where’s the love? SpongeBob!
What happened to the Krabby Patties? I tried to tell them,
but they wouldn’t listen to me! This is obscene. In all my years of fry cookery I have
never seen such a lovely group of patties. Especially… you. Such perfection. From your little lettuce hair
to your rosy ketchup cheeks, right down to your mustard smile. May I call you Patty? One Monster Krabby Patty please. Hm, no-one’s ordered a
Monster Patty in ages. SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty. [gasping] Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty? Um, one Monster Krabby Patty. Huh? Monster Krabby Patty? – Monster Krabby Patty?
– Monster Krabby Patty? Monster Krabby Patty? Oh dear Neptune. Oh boy. We can do this.
At the count of three, we flip. Ready?
One, two, three! Spat? [screaming] Wait, Squidward! You can’t throw out
a Krabby Patty, that is just wrong. But this one is rotten. Oh simple, Squidward. No Krabby
Patty can ever truly be rotten. Here, look. [yelling] [burping] [gasping] Oh, that looks delicious,
why don’t you take another bite? Ew, that ain’t right. I will never spend money here again. Never!? Come on, guys, these patties ain’t
worth the paper they’re printed on. Wait, where you going? I’m your boss,
and I order you to give me that patty. No, Mr. Krabs, I will not,
but I will give you these. Nature patties. – Oh, boy.
– How delightful. Dig in boys. [chewing] It’s like eating the
inside of a lawn mower. I think mine is mostly stones. Out here we call them forest tomatoes. [vomiting] [chewing and swallowing] [gasping] Ooh. One weiner later. Mr. Krabs! This weiner tastes just
like a Krabby Patty. Maybe we can add them to the menu. I’m not impressed. I made it with leftover ingredients. Now I’m impressed. Ooh, holy mother of all
creatures great and small. It’s the largest Krabby Patty
the world has ever seen. It’s… It’s… Gorgeous. Oh, great patty, take me!
Take my home, daddy! [screaming] Keep running, it’s getting closer. No, it isn’t. Look where I’m pointing.
It stopped. Hey, he’s right. [dinging] [screaming] Aha, that delectable odor
is coming from that shack. I must know more. The Flabby Patty? Another restaurant. Looks like Krabs has some
real competition, huh? Interesting. Wow, a Flabby Patty. [chewing] [swallowing] T minus three, two, one, lift off. No, I’m talking about the
sound of a hungry customer. He doesn’t wanna eat us for being lazy. He wants to eat us because he’s hungry. Fellas, leave this to me. [sniffing] [chewing] [swallowing] Welcome Wild Ones! They’ll be drawn here like
a sailor to a tattoo parlor. With this special biker parking. And authentic biker decor,
with real bloodstains. And to top it off, a custom Chopper Patty. And best of all,
I’ll raise my prices 150%. I’ll make a fortune! Hey my Krabby Patty is just a bun. And the two buns are also buns. Stale buns. My patty tastes like sadness. Alright, that’s enough. Hey, where are those weenies? Your weenies, sir. What in the name of Davey
Jones’ gym shorts are these? They’re weenie patties. What are you, some kind of nut? You’ve ruined my weenies. You’re fired! – Hey buddy, how’s the pizza coming?
– Almost done. But I did change the recipe a bit. [laughing] No problem. A few extra
toppings never hurt anyone. Huh? What have you done? You turned an innocent
pizza into a pizza patty. It’s an abomination. Yeah, of deliciousness. How about that? Interesting. It’s some sort of burrito patty. Hm, who’d like to taste it? I’ll give it a go. [sputtering] You’re fired. [crying] You’re fired. And take your noodle patty with you. Oh I’ll take it alright. I’ll take it to go! I’m starving. No problem.
Two patties coming right up. Your doodle patty, sir. [chewing] [spitting] Tastes weird. Yeah, they are a little dry. [chewing] Krabby Patties.
They taste so nice, that they… Taste nice. And who can forget that Hatty Patty? The patty you wear as a hat. I wear it because I’m bald. Huh?
Oh no! Oh, now lookie here. Night Patties. Now you’re getting the swing of it. N– n– Night Patties? Order up, people! Alright, Night Patties. Tasty. [chewing] Smooth. Let’s try again, shall we? [slicing] Order up. [laughing] I can’t believe how quickly you inflated
the whole city again, SpongeBob. Yup, the whole city.
Plus, this new Krusty Krab. [laughing] Yeah. Franchising’s a great idea, boyo. I am making money claw over fist here. Hey, what’s the exchange rate
for bubbles to real money? There is none. [both laughing] [all laughing] Exchange rate? [all laughing] That’s it. We’re done here. [laughing] Alright, troops.
Prepare to be deployed. [screaming] [mumbling] – Ooh.
– Ooh. Giant patties! [laughing] Ooh, I just gotta get a closer look
at that glorious spatula! [yelling] Oops, forgot the cheese. No! Patrick!
Patrick, help! Hey, watch it buddy. I don’t care how much you
want your Pretty Patty. You’re gonna have to wait in
the line like the rest of us. I never had a line. Who’s number 46,853? [all screaming]

100 comments on “Every Krabby Patty EVER! 🍔 | #SpongeBobSaturdays”

  1. Toprak3010 says:

    My fave is pretty patties

  2. Gunga Ginga says:

    Rip creator

  3. Ant & Nate says:

    Burger king foot lettuce

  4. SizzleP0P says:

    The menu is about a mile long xd

  5. Law Law says:

    So nobody’s gonna talk about squidward patty? 12:32

  6. Drake Rider says:

    happy Best Year Spongebob

  7. Captain Craboo says:

    Krabby Patty

  8. Asstro says:

    What about the "Oiled patty"? In that episode when the oil container wasn't cleaned in years.

  9. Wow Yum says:

    Pretty patty ºVº

  10. Noel Nazarrea says:

    3:27 ????

  11. the brady channel with interviews and games says:

    Who’s 46853

  12. Baconcatboy says:

    Stop using hashtags cringebob official your ruining my childhood

  13. Epic Kirby12 says:

    Pizza!
    Pizza pizza pizza!
    #stopbananaabuse

  14. Pedig Ree says:

    12:28 is kinda creepy

  15. Radical Moustache says:

    What if the Krusty Krab had ALL of the patty types?? THAT'D BE EPIC.

  16. CLOUD GAMING 360 says:

    4:42 Winner of Sea Olympics 2007 – 2019

  17. Vendetta Gaming says:

    nasty patty and squidward patty is the best burger ever

  18. foxy slayer says:

    You forgot the giant krabby patty in spongebobs dream and the car krabby patty

  19. Atemafac Prodencia says:

    Fg

  20. Cam Farid says:

    It’s great but you forgot the sand patty spongebob made in his sand krusty krab and the rock patty he made in the cave I think.

  21. Killler klowns From outer space says:

    “Is that purple? Purple is my favourite”
    Me: THATS BLUE

  22. Harlie Rose says:

    They forgot the spongey patty from the Krusty sponge episode

  23. ehuang17 says:

    they forgot the orange or or krabby patty that sandy and made people corrupted

  24. Mr.E says:

    Anyone else remember the Sand patty from Spongebob B.C?

  25. Joshua Lane says:

    I Wish I Had A Krabby Patty, But Gummy. Gummy Patty.

  26. Michael G says:

    Pretty patty

  27. Joshua Lane says:

    I Liked The JellyFish Jelly Patty, & The Frozen Patty. Added The Krusty Dog. Don’t Forget The Flabby Patty. And The Crying Johnny. Oh, AND The Monster Krabby Patty. WITH The Peeled One. Oh, Yeah, Beloved Patties. 1 Of Them Is Named PATTY.

  28. Evelyn Rose Show says:

    YOU FORGOT THE JELLY RELLISH PATTY!

  29. Juan Cabrera says:

    hey it stopped. red light turns into green light. it started

  30. JDR 24 says:

    You missed Neptune's patties and synthetic patties

  31. JDR 24 says:

    Oh yeah you missed the executive patty

  32. Rick the Brick says:

    Great, now im craving some burgers

  33. UCantNinjaMe says:

    What about the patty Spongebob ended up falling in love with

  34. Glaceon5628 says:

    " Purple is my favorite color! "
    takes blue
    Me: -_-

  35. xXsaki FamXx says:

    I like pretty patties, I want a glow in the dark tounge

  36. Matt A says:

    2:01 all this time I thought that was just some random food item they had. Shows how much I don't pay attention to the dialouge.

  37. 1999 Toyota Corolla says:

    2:00
    ONA SITCK

  38. Benjámin Csiklya says:

    6:14 broken meat blades and spongebob is crying

  39. EP Freezer says:

    "We serve memes here sir"

  40. Greninja Lets Play says:

    Pretty Patties

  41. LEGO Kid 101 says:

    A better name for it would be a jelly patty

  42. vMoony x says:

    I liked the red pretty patty

  43. Mike Lazzaro says:

    You forgot the one where he burnt that one guys patty and deep fried it

  44. Tyron Is Back says:

    I’m glad they didn’t include the ones in creature feature, THAT TRAUMATIZED ME,!

  45. Streak the guy says:

    So we just gonna ignore the krabby patty with blue jelly?

  46. Paxton Poole says:

    I hate how easy it is to tell modern spongebob from classic spongebob. The modern jokes just arent funny and its not even entertaining.

  47. mickleg115 ggm says:

    Ok that Patty is not purple it's below error mistake for SpongeBob

  48. Ash Rahman says:

    What about Spongy patties?

  49. Im Boxer says:

    Go to the 10:21 time its his normal hat

  50. X-WINGER channel says:

    Pause at 12:33 best pattie ever

  51. lora schutt says:

    SpongeBob SquarePants 😂

  52. alexRyan Rodgers says:

    I want Pat to eat this 🍔↔️😮

  53. Lahtiahna Flowers says:

    ?How may I take your order?

  54. lora schutt says:

    Nasty patty

  55. MugManGaming 101 says:

    I’ll take a Deep Fried Triple Krabby Patty Deluxe with Extra Mayo! With a side of a Large Coral Fries!

  56. Zack ! says:

    pretty patties

  57. Zack ! says:

    Pretty pattyy

  58. Someone else That's free says:

    Pretty pattys

  59. Lacy Randall says:

    I started watching spongbob sins I was a kid

  60. dragon blade25 says:

    At the count of three we flip 1 2 3

  61. len the stop motion guy says:

    Sand patty?

  62. American Pie says:

    "Is that one purple? I love purple!"
    Proceeds to grab blue

  63. Sirk Oremuf says:

    You forgot the spongy patty.

  64. Ucjjkf Jfjd says:

    Muy favorito es night paty

  65. Paula Dimayuga says:

    Double tripple bossy deluxe patty; after what bubble bass said
    Squidward: we serve food here sir.

    Who knew squidward had roating skills

  66. Paula Dimayuga says:

    Roasting*

  67. Dominique Luke says:

    Wait the first time he didn’t say the sauce

  68. Justin Farshadmand says:

    1 2. 345. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 12. 13. 14 bob. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23.
    24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41.

  69. Itachi Uchiha says:

    I like the krabby patty with jellyfish jelly and i think its super tasty

  70. • EvyTheLoner • says:

    Cr-

    Crying Johnny?

  71. Alex Moraga says:

    The night patty

  72. Jake The Dog says:

    The giant patty isn’t a patty, it’s just raw meat.

  73. HeadNtheClouds says:

    You forgot the SPONGEY PATTY, What would Gene Scallop think! . Remember when the food critic made Spongebob into a brand name & Mr Krabs served rotten yellow patties that turned everyone into yellow sponge zombies?! How could you forget that?! Edit & add it! 🤔

  74. Victorob 413 says:

    I ❤ krabby patty

  75. Janet Matteo says:

    Krusty dogs

  76. Violeta Namion says:

    My favorite patty is pretty patty because is colorful colors🌈🌈😋😋

  77. Kiara Jones says:

    Pretty patty

  78. mary Huke says:

    no Fred. not for a guy who breaks his leg to see a nurse

  79. Fan_gamer says:

    I’d love the pretty patty

  80. BryanGamingXYZ Nintendo says:

    You forgot spongey Patty,rainbowger,all Patty Patty,new patty,grease patty

  81. Jose Padron says:

    🍔🌭🍕🌯🍜

  82. Lanamālie Walker says:

    PrePretty patty's is my favorite

  83. Yange Xue says:

    2:33 the guy says purple is his favorite, then takes the blue patty.

  84. Jeff Schotel says:

    Noodle patties

  85. IsaacPlayz12 says:

    12:29 the evil doctor

  86. Helen Lim Kwee Cheng says:

    I like the jelly patty MOST!!

  87. Ruel Trillanes says:

    Man: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
    Squidward: we serve food here sir
    Everyone: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

  88. the original Levi says:

    preety patty

  89. Amelia Perdana says:

    squidword:ooooow boy

  90. yuanxia chen says:

    Vejrudsigten lovede mig og Ibo

  91. TheMist says:

    You forgot the SPONGEY PATTY its the best patty too!!

  92. MemesBG says:

    0:01
    plankton is taking notes

  93. It's Artjoms says:

    You missed the patty in the Krabby Patty Monsters Episode

  94. Flarbargason says:

    Jeez, I never appreciated this show enough when I was little…

  95. Wilma tansioco says:

    Pretty patty

  96. Lyvien Ang says:

    You forgot the rainbowger

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